So I'm at work, trying to think of a creative and effective campaign strategy to get men to wear condoms and I start to stare off into space when something moving outside catches my eye.... yup it's a monkey. Not just any monkey - a monkey with hiccups!! Then I spot the baby monkey with him/her who is on the neighboring balcony alternating between staring at itself in the mirror, turning on the faucets, and sitting in the baby swing attached to the ceiling:)
This is much better than the nasty fat man who is usually in nothing more than a towel shaving out there every morning and clearing his nose onto the floor - ick!
OK - that's just adorable.
ReplyDeleteNo- not cute. Horrifying, terrifying, fanta-stealing monkey.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you can get the monkey to wear the condom...show the guys how easy it is :)
ReplyDeleteBut then the men would start snatching Fantas. Do you really want that on your conscience, Rachel?
ReplyDeleteI posed the idea of a campaign based around "see, even monkeys can do it" and bringing trained monkeys to our street condom demonstrations but somehow it didn't go over all that well....hmm...
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